Dear Mr and Mrs Khan,

It has been at least a year and a half since you have had this phone number, yet still people call it to reach you.  Seriously, didn’t you tell anyone your number had changed?

Sure I get why you didn’t tell the telemarketers that it had changed.  I don’t like it, I find it discourteous, but I get it.  But not to tell your mosque?  And I am getting remarkably tired of getting calls from your employment agency telling you that your job interviews have been set or moved!  Yeah, they seem a bit dumb to continually call here when they don’t seem to get any responses, but jobs folks, they have job interviews for you. 

Quite frankly, I am sick and tired of getting these phone calls. 

Just saying.